I must be insane. What was I thinking going to SHOP at WM the weekend before Christmas? I know what I was thinking, “You still haven’t found that movie for the girl at work who’s name you drew!”. I know better than to procrastinate that long, but I did it anyway.
You had to be either really lucky or Evil Knievel just to nab a parking space. I’m not that lucky so after almost getting hit not once, but twice by people that were pulling in the wrong way to park in a parking space while a car was backing out, I actually waited to park in the back of the parking lot.
I had a mental list I’d been reviewing of what all I still needed to get, but it got lost in mind - replaced by the chattering of my teeth as I hiked from the parking lot to the store. I got lucky though. The store was warm AND I got one of the remaining 5 carts. As if that weren’t enough, the cart worked without squeeking, dragging, or limping!
As I defrosted, I began rethinking my list and remembered most of it. First, the movie “Lucky Number Slevin” for the girl at work. I went to one of the two scariest parts of the store for Christmas - Electronics. I’m not sure if it or Toys is the scariest…one has people whining, screaming, and throwing fits….and so does the other. At least with toys, I can give the kid a dirty look and they generally hush for a few minutes. Adults just get louder.
After some searching, I finally found the movie…on the $7.50 rack! OH NOES! Now I have to come up with another gift to meet the $20 mark. *sigh* Why couldn’t it be a new release?!?!
Not knowing what else to get, I headed for cosmetics to pick up a few odd and end stocking stuffers I had left to get. After dodging the old people and getting hit by some guy that was yelling at his kids, I heard some boys singing the oompa-loompa song and turned in time to see the object of their teasing headed toward grocery and realized I needed to go there also.
I find the items I needed and realized thirty minutes had passed. I headed for the check out line where I watched a commercial showing all of WM’s lanes being open for Christmas. What a joke. I watched that commercial no less than four times while my half hour venture turned into an hour venture.
There was a cute little girl in front of me. Her father gave her a grape to eat. We soon learned she doesn’t like grapes. She sucked all the juice out and spit the grape in the floor. To keep her happy while waiting, he continued feeding her grapes….and she continued spitting them out. As their grape bill decreased and the janitor’s work increased, my tolerence decreased….and suddenly I realized I was giving the little girl a sour look. I tried to smile and change the mood, but too late. She was staring me down.
As luck would have it, a customer service manager came by just as I got to the front of the line, “I need to check your register to see how much change you have.” *sigh* Another wait. Finally, he began checking my items. Three loaves of bread, two movies, and one of everything else….only I should have had two loaves of bread and one movie. After arguing with him regarding how many times the machine beeped vs how many movies were ringing up, he finally looked at the slip and realized I was right. Where was the CSM when I needed him? =(
Finally I was out in the parking lot thinking I was home free, but I was wrong again. I lost my car. Eventually I found it and realized my quick trip to WM took over 3 hours (including travel time). =/ I hate shopping.
Comment by uruloki — August 4, 2010 @ 11:45 am
Hahaha, porcupine pigs as combat pets would be awesome!!
/submits request to Blizz